Elliegoezrawr

M2spookykat:

“what are you doing today”

nothing really

“ok great so you can help me with this-“

no no no

you misunderstand

i don’t mean i have nothing planned, i mean i plan to do nothing

(Source: rakatakat, via orgasm)

“In my eyes I see my past;
In your eyes I see my future.”
A.D.A.  (via unoptional)

(via intoxicatedteen)

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

raggediestandi:

itsvondell:

off-in-lala-land:

You know, if I was a parent, it would be at this point that I’d rip the game from his hands, stash it in my backpack, and force him to enjoy history goddamnit. This vacation cost a lot and the game is only for the hotel and travel time.

imagine trying to force someone to think that stonehenge is fun

"look kid we’re a ridiculous distance from a bunch of broken rocks how could you possibly be bored this is totally an appropriate vacation spot for someone this age."

(Source: plainpictures, via cabbagecorpcabbages)

richgaaaang:

don’t let tumblr make you believe that

- krusty krab is unfair

- mr krabs is in there

- standing at the concession

- plotting his oppression 

(Source: fuckshitpissdick, via thisismyreactionn)

beyoncevevo:

condom:

beyoncevevo:

my school is basically filled with ugly and annoying people 

you’re homeschooled?

image

(via thisismyreactionn)

daftpup:

i hate when people saying taking selfies is being “self-obsessed” and “conceited” shut the fuck up and let people like themselves

(via thisismyreactionn)

nothomo:

When your parents call you for dinner and you see they made your fav

image

(via totally-relatable)

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

(via definitive)

bewbin:

i win 

bewbin:

i win 

(Source: bewbin, via orgasm)

judicial-thesis:

dutchster:

dutchster:

i love being in people’s dreams

well unless i get killed or something

Once my friend had a dream that there was a serial killer at our school and everyone went behind bulletproof glass but I got distracted by a butterfly and got killed

(via cabbagecorpcabbages)

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

killbenedictcumberbatch:

drugdoer:

A hero’s journey

this gif is like 20 seconds but it was like watching an entire movie

(Source: ForGIFs.com, via cabbagecorpcabbages)