Elliegoezrawr

thesugarhole:

if we are talking in person and i accidentally spit dont even call out i saw it and im dead inside

(Source: thesugarhole, via cumfort)

officialfrenchtoast:

cool date idea:

1. come over to my place with your dog

2. leave your dog

3. go home

(via definitive)

espeyonce:

When you accidentally type “hood” instead of “good”

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“I feel nothing
or
I feel everything.
I don’t know which is worse.”
— 2 am thoughts (via asdfghjkllove)

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pother:

I control your entire country, kids

pother:

I control your entire country, kids

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relahvant:

relahvant:

that feeling you get when you’re happy

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oh… yeah that one haha

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“I see when men love women. They give them but a little of their lives. But women when they love give everything.”
— Oscar Wilde (via kushandwizdom)

rdjsass:

me whenever

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theangelthatfellfordean:

that moment of intimacy with the person who adjusts your seat belt on a roller coaster

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kimpissible:

police officer: you’re under arrest.
me: im rubber, you’re glue. what bounces off of me sticks to you(:
police officer: fuck

(via cumfort)

lasagnababy:

when rappers brag about being rich and breaking the law but then whine when people illegally download their music

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(via definitive)