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mahimahi713:

cannibals-insomnia:

I’m putting my cat on a vegan diet.

"how could you do that! that’s animal abuse"

No it’s not. a vegan-only diet is actually very healthy for them.

"cats are carnivores. they need to eat meat"

I know. that’s why it’s a vegan-only diet. I feed them only the finest vegans I can find.

I was about to go off on you

(via hotboyproblems)

phatticuss:

my crush: haha i like you . . as a friend!

me: image

(Source: funthot, via hotboyproblems)

“I stay up just late enough until I am just exhausted enough that I can fall into my bed and sink into immediate slumber. Because I can’t stand lying in a bed in a dark room alone with just my thoughts for so many hours and hours.”
— (via psych2go)

(Source: psych-facts, via psych2go)

“I get way too sensitive when I get attached to someone. I can detect the slightest change in the tone of their voice, and suddenly I’m spending all day trying to figure out what I did wrong.”
— Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)

(via karmendyjoy2013)

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

thefault-in-your-face:

fuck dis bitch i gotta go

(Source: magicmotherfuckers, via lolimhilarious)

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

surprisebitch:

the props and outfits in porn are amazing

(via lolimhilarious)

boys-and-suicide:

Why do these tweets come at night

boys-and-suicide:

Why do these tweets come at night

(via orphicsonder)

ectoghostologist:

i love being tight with teachers because you get to hear them talk shit about other teachers its so funny they all act like highschoolers except they get paid 

(Source: alluka, via orphicsonder)

rnikan:

SO AT WORK TODAY I WALKED IN AND MY MANAGER WAS ON THE GROUND CRYING AND I WAS LIKE KIM WHAT’S WRONG AND SHE POINTS TO THE ORDER SCREEN AND IT SAYS WE NEED TO MAKE 2000 PIZZAS BY 6 PM SO I CALLED THE GUY AND HE WAS LIKE “I MEANT TO ORDER 20 PIZZAS OH MY GOD I’M SO SORRY I’M ON MOBILE” AND I’VE NEVER LAUGHED THAT HARD IN MY ENTIRE LIFE

(Source: soulgems, via orphicsonder)

phemiec:

I’m so impressed by girls who can put together a really cute outfit and do their hair and makeup really nice every single day like if I manage to shower and eat breakfast it’s a damn victory

(via karmendyjoy2013)

molebucks:

lovely-dna:

molebucks:

treat me like a college textbook. spend lots of money on me but never touch or look at me

no. treat me like your favorite book. keep me by your side, touch my every page, learn all my twists and turns, remember every word I say, even the ones that make you cry

*4-second-long fart noise*

(via hotboyproblems)

(Source: s-gellar, via stormafter)